"the best thing since sliced bread", a "Jvonn" is a rare fellow. Once, Chuck Norris and an anonymous person
had a contest to see who could dig the most holes in one day. The result of this
digging competition is now known
as the Grand Canyon. That anonymous person
was said to look like a mixture of Jesus and that guy from Twilight. They soon called this anonymous person
Guy 1 "Whoa, did you see that? Some guy just shot down
a German plane by yelling
"Thats no guy, thats Jvonn"