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4 definitions by thegreenblazer

 
1.
Verbal costumes you put over the word "your" when addressing a group to make up for the English language's absence of a plural form of the word.
Juan: I no like your guises language

John and Jane: Well we respect the fact that you've taken the time to learn it since you're living here, Juan, and thank you so much for the low cost you provide on such outstanding service.
by thegreenblazer May 16, 2011
 
2.
A large beard, or the act of growing one.

Pronounced Tali-bON for rhyming effect, this versatile, yet offensive-to-some term can be used as an adjective, verb or noun.
Steve (with a brief scan around the room for non-whites): Hey Jim, have you been trimming, or are you still going with the full-on Taliban beard?

Jim (with mischievous giggle): No, I've been full-on Taliban for weeks now, it probably just looks like I lowered the terror alert level on this bad boy because I got a haircut. But it's still a full-on Taliban for now, you betcha.
by thegreenblazer May 16, 2011
 
3.
An invisible barrier one creates in front of their face which wards off others. Can be used with any odor found disgusting by everybody but its source. See fartwall
Jim: Has anyone asked Chris where these new TPS reports should be filed?

Steve: I would, but I saw him get Corn Nuts from the vending machine earlier. I wouldn't brave that fritobreathwall with your nose ...
by thegreenblazer May 16, 2011
 
4.
An invisible barrier one creates around their person which wards off others. Can be used with any odor found disgusting by everybody but its source. See fritobreathwall
Jim: Has anyone asked Chris where these new TPS reports should be filed?

Steve: I would, but I saw him get the cafeteria tacos again at lunch. He'll have a three-foot fartwall surrounding his cubicle all afternoon.
by thegreenblazer May 16, 2011