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A native of the planet Porg, most notable for their diminuative stature.

Porg's are never more than five feet tall.

Uber-Porgs are never more than four feet, six inches tall.
S/he is really tiny, a total Porg.
by The_Wrangler July 21, 2008

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To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

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