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4 definitions by the_rorz

 
1.
mythical primates who arrive during a drinking session to deliver you to a state of being monkeyed.
1. In statement form: "monkeys were out in force last night, I was well and truly monkeyed"

2. In question form "Any monkeys to report of last night?"
by the_rorz August 05, 2009
 
2.
drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.
all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.
by the_rorz August 05, 2009
 
3.
to be monkeyed.
"I'm as fucked as a monkey", Rory said after the tenth pint of Stella.
by the_rorz August 05, 2009
 
4.
one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.
"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"
by the_rorz August 05, 2009