4 definitions by the_dutch_fist

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verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.
a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
by the_dutch_fist September 01, 2006
noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
by the_dutch_fist September 04, 2006
noun. a chili dog (anal sex followed by a blow job) performed by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of african-american descent, who has a tendency to mumble and use phrases such as "ummmm hmmmm" and "that's right."
a: "you like it when i take you from behind, right?"
b: "ummmm hmmmm"
a: "and you'll blow me afterwards too?"
b: "that's right"
a: "god, that was a great willy dog"
b: "ummmm hmmmm, that's right"
by the_dutch_fist September 04, 2006
noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by someone who just ate a vegetarian meal.

in some locales a dominican sunrise requires that the vegetarian shit be deposited into a paper bag and then placed in the upper-toilet tank before flushing. this is also known as a vegetarian albanian christmas present upper-decker.
a: "oh no, the water in my toilet is filled with shit."
b: "what color is the water?"
a: "dewd, its shit-colored, but there's pine nuts and spinach all in there too."
b: "oh man, someone left you a dominican sunrise."
by the_dutch_fist September 04, 2006

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