when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming
shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs
when you pierce your dick with a long metal rod, making your penis resemble a radio antenna
omg, i was gonna suck this guys dick. but he pulled down his pants and had a antenna dick
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