Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse
a group of stuttering lesbians
sylvie said "i'd l l l la la la like to d d da da do that"
"are y y y ya ya you in th th tha the clitty clitty clan clan clan th th tha then?" replied the next door neighbour.
a rentboy or young male prostitute
everyone thought it was alec's grandson visiting him. could it be his gloyboy?
a penis that never becomes fully erect, even during ejaculation
brittney was VERY dissapointed. she expected a throbber
and he only had a conger eel
a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections
"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."
1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina
1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs
the old cockchafer
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