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127 definitions by theWestHamfan

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something
"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"
by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003
after all; used over and over again by football pundits, footballers etc.
"let's face it" said alan "at the end of the day, gazza would be over the moon to be selected for the ladies team."
by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003
pikeys, gypsies, a clever way of allowing hostelry owners etc. to hang racist signs without actually being racist.
"quick Alec" screamed his young friend. "get that 'NO TRAVELLERS' sign up, here come a load of gippoes."
gippo - "gravel yur droive zur?"
alec - "ckoff!"
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
to piss over everything in sight. usually done by drunk young men.
we ad a really great time last night. up the eefway drenching.
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
1. In soccer, the ability to control the movement of the football using ones feet etc.
2. In sex, the ability to control the movement of the testicles thus preventing ejaculation.
1. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could run the length of the pitch dribbling.
2. George B**t had incredible ball control, he could keep it up for hours before ejaculating.
by theWestHamfan January 13, 2004
1. large grey/brown beetle
2. a woman with a dried up vagina
1. "oi sean, me old mate, is that cockchafer in bed with you?"
2. "oi sean, me old mate are you gonna be SORE! you're in bed with thunderthighs the old cockchafer
by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003
to become sexually aroused with excessive fat
kev's new partner was so tripleobese he played bouncy castles all night to satisfy his hippopotamia
by theWestHamfan January 23, 2004