127 definitions by theWestHamfan

an extremely promiscuous male homosexual
unluckily for him, flat head bent to pick up his sisters fanny haddock when colin was on him like a butt rabbit
by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003

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pikeys, gypsies, a clever way of allowing hostelry owners etc. to hang racist signs without actually being racist.
"quick Alec" screamed his young friend. "get that 'NO TRAVELLERS' sign up, here come a load of gippoes."
gippo - "gravel yur droive zur?"
alec - "ckoff!"
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

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a punch in the face
he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives
by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003

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a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.
colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy
by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004

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1. an abbr. of linoleum, the floor covering.
2. the linesman in soccer
1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"
by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

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1. a person too frightened to have a sexual encounter
2. a sex game where three males with erections stand in formation and the opposing team throw ring doughnuts over the erections - like quoits
1. timid and cock shy she may be - but she loved her rampant rabbit.
2. "we were winning the cock shy by nine points" said trevor dejectedly, "when alec lost his erection and all his doughnuts simply dropped off."
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

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prostitute. on the game
his father was so mortified to find his son's next door neighbour was coin operated, he stealthily paid her a visit!
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

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