127 definitions by theWestHamfan

uncontrollable erection whilst on a bus
I couldn't disembark at the Heathway because of my ginormous stiffy
by theWestHamfan October 19, 2003
1. a person too frightened to have a sexual encounter
2. a sex game where three males with erections stand in formation and the opposing team throw ring doughnuts over the erections - like quoits
1. timid and cock shy she may be - but she loved her rampant rabbit.
2. "we were winning the cock shy by nine points" said trevor dejectedly, "when alec lost his erection and all his doughnuts simply dropped off."
by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003
a punch in the face
he jus' went ON and ON extolling the virtues of a flat back four so Trevor gave him a bunch of fives
by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003
prostitute. on the game
his father was so mortified to find his son's next door neighbour was coin operated, he stealthily paid her a visit!
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
a chain used by gay men to ensure their partner's faithfulness - a bit like a chastity chain. the ultimate defence against unwanted sex.
colin felt disgruntled. every time he went cottaging today he met a guy with a dick chainy
by theWestHamfan January 24, 2004
1. an abbr. of linoleum, the floor covering.
2. the linesman in soccer
1. ers next door looks really posh now. she's got rid of the old beer cans and done it all up wiv lino.
2. darren "oi, lino, what's wrong wiv you? E was never offside."
dave "bring on stevie wonder!"
by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003
penis splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the penis, thus encompassing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster.
on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, "look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man." "that's nothing" replied david, opening his dressing gown to expose his cock splint, "look, this is still boxed!."
by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003

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