127 definitions by theWestHamfan

some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex
essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
masturbating oneself
"no sir" kevin replied meekly " i'm just wanking.
by theWestHamfan December 09, 2003
a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.
made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"
by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003
lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit
medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose
1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."
by theWestHamfan November 16, 2003
1. Irish airline
2. to give a blow job and cunnilingus at the same time
1. "the british airways flight from nairobi arrives at 15.30 hours."
"the american airlines flight from new york arrives at 16.00 hours."
"the aer lingus flight from dublin arrives when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the five."
2. colin was enjoying the threesome with his wife and steven when suddenly he attempted aer lingus and dislocated every joint in his upper torso.
by theWestHamfan December 08, 2003
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