127 definitions by theWestHamfan

an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities
"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"
by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003
some of the most beautiful girls in the world come from essex
essex girl: "I think i've got concussion."
paramedic: "How many fingers have i got up?"
essex girl: "oh! don't say i'm paralysed too."
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.
made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"
by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003
a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before
kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap
by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003
lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit
medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003
1. Irish airline
2. to give a blow job and cunnilingus at the same time
1. "the british airways flight from nairobi arrives at 15.30 hours."
"the american airlines flight from new york arrives at 16.00 hours."
"the aer lingus flight from dublin arrives when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the five."
2. colin was enjoying the threesome with his wife and steven when suddenly he attempted aer lingus and dislocated every joint in his upper torso.
by theWestHamfan December 08, 2003
he has sexual intercourse
trev couldn't get his leg over with debbie because she was riding the cotton pony
by theWestHamfan January 07, 2004

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