127 definitions by theWestHamfan

the nickname for a person named Smith
"there goes Smudger again, always after 'is 'oggins"
by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

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to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse
"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."
by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003

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a pair of hard egg-shaped artifacts usually joined by a cord. they are "worn" inside the vagina whilst walking/working/dancing etc. to give sexual gratification
you could tell Irma had no panties on. she coughed, tripped, and her love eggs shot out and nearly killed the doorman
by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003

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prostitute. a person who is coin operated
"blimey" gasped a shocked Kevin "I didn't realise my next door neighbour was on the game"
by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

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an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities
"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"
by theWestHamfan November 05, 2003

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to have sexual intercourse without actual penetration. the labia are stretched around the penis and held in place whilst the thrusting brings ejaculation OUTSIDE the vagina. this is a common form of birth control in Korea
steven was really looking forward to a good bunk up with colin's wife but she would only give him a labia hotdog
by theWestHamfan December 07, 2003

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to partake in cunnilingus, to quimguzzle
bernard was just about to drink from the furry cup when debbie farted and burned off about a foot of his chest hair
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

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