127 definitions by theWestHamfan

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia
she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd
by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004
can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
by theWestHamfan January 09, 2004
a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters
doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"
by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003
male homosexual partners have the chance of a permutation of three. viz.
1. partner A. foreskin partner B. no foreskin
2. partner A. foreskin partner B. foreskin
3. partner A no foreskin partner B. no foreskin
steven minced in "hi duckies, alec's got a new partner""perm three?" questioned kevin "not likely" retorted steven "he's gone and got himself a bloody gnome"
by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003
sexual arousal derived from pissing on anything and everything even remotely associated with europe and/or the euro
widdy was at the height of eurolagnia as she squatted over the photo of the froggy president and pissed her bladder inside out
by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003
1. Forest Gate train station.
2. chopped down all de trees.
3. a shaved bearded oyster.
1. are you is goin' to de manor park, or deforestation innit?
2. the deforestation in parsloes is all but complete.
3. kylie has suffered deforestation for her work.
by theWestHamfan December 31, 2003
vagina, bearded oyster
"put some lube on your pube tube rube, here comes my dum dum bullet"
by theWestHamfan December 29, 2003

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