a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia
she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic
can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters
doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"
male homosexual partners have the chance of a permutation of three. viz.
1. partner A. foreskin partner B. no foreskin
2. partner A. foreskin partner B. foreskin
3. partner A no foreskin partner B. no foreskin
steven minced in "hi duckies, alec's got a new partner""perm three?" questioned kevin "not likely" retorted steven "he's gone and got himself a bloody gnome"
sexual arousal derived from
on anything and everything even remotely associated with europe and/or the euro
widdy was at the height of eurolagnia as she squatted over the photo of the froggy president and
her bladder inside out
1. Forest Gate train station.
2. chopped down all de trees.
3. a shaved
1. are you is goin' to de manor park, or deforestation innit?
2. the deforestation in parsloes is all but complete.
3. kylie has suffered deforestation for her work.
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