127 definitions by theWestHamfan

can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
by theWestHamfan January 09, 2004
like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet
poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette
by theWestHamfan January 03, 2004
extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.
"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina
"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"
by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003
an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter
jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream
by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003
to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards
"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."
by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003
a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again
she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber
by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

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