a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.
"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)
an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter
jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream
to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards
"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."
a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again
she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber
foreskin shaped like a hooded cobra
colin considered himself to be very fortunate. having a cobra forsky was useful as his wife played the flute. trips to india were a gas.
a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia
she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic
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