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127 definitions by theWestHamfan

to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina
"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"
by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003
8 7
a common way to say ask
"he said to arks him an' he would borrow me his stolen credit card, innit.
by theWestHamfan December 04, 2003
8 7
an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter
jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream
by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003
1 0
a person that loses their bottle at the last moment
Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all
by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003
2 1
a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again
she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber
by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004
8 8
foreskin shaped like a hooded cobra
colin considered himself to be very fortunate. having a cobra forsky was useful as his wife played the flute. trips to india were a gas.
by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004
4 4
a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia
she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd
by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004
4 4