can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet
poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette
extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.
"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)
to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina
"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"
an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter
jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream
to assist a climber by pushing him/her upwards
"'ere Stephen, g'is a bunk up, I'm nearly over this wall."
a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again
she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber