127 definitions by theWestHamfan

a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004

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to have sexual cravings for sex with a different partner
colin was quite frank "look kev, I've been as faithful as any normal red-blooded male"
"seven year itch, rearing it's ugly head?" replied the Kev
"well, it's more like this seven year TWITCH" admitted colin as the cup and saucer jumped from his lap.
by theWestHamfan January 07, 2004

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like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet
poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette
by theWestHamfan January 03, 2004

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extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.
"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

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an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter
jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream
by theWestHamfan November 03, 2003

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a woman that looks so hard up she would wash out condoms and use them again
she was wearing a red hat and a smile but kev still didn't fancy her. she resembled a north london rubber scrubber
by theWestHamfan January 27, 2004

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foreskin shaped like a hooded cobra
colin considered himself to be very fortunate. having a cobra forsky was useful as his wife played the flute. trips to india were a gas.
by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004

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