127 definitions by theWestHamfan

an unnatural love for your garden gnome
"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"
by theWestHamfan October 27, 2003
sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute
"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"
by theWestHamfan December 04, 2003
to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned
"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"
by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003
a person that loses their bottle at the last moment
Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all
by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003
a penis shield
"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"
by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003
a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
by theWestHamfan January 09, 2004

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