flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.
"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"
to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned
"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"
a penis shield
"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"
a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
can get erection but unable to ejaculate
poor old kevin looked down, shrugged, smiled to himself and said plaintively, "blimey, kylie, i must be cuntstipated!"
to have sexual intercourse with a woman with an exceptionally large/loose vagina
"blimey sean" "I thought kev's next door neighbour was quite tasty 'til i gave her one - no good - lost in space"
a chocolate covered sweet bar
mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"