127 definitions by theWestHamfan

like russian roulette but EVERY chamber has a bullet
poor bastard, 'e didn' 'ave a chance. 'E woz playin' columbian roulette
by theWestHamfan January 03, 2004
sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute
"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"
by theWestHamfan December 04, 2003
to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned
"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"
by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003
a person that loses their bottle at the last moment
Oi dunky oggins you lost yoer bo(glotteral stop)all
by theWestHamfan October 30, 2003
a penis shield
"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"
by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003
a tray of snakes has a hole in the rear side through which the tray holders penis is inserted. the tray holder then invites passers by to stroke the "snakes" hoping that his penis will be the stroked one
when steven wasn't in his santa outfit he could usually be found outside archway tube employing the snake gambit
by theWestHamfan January 26, 2004
extra lucky. such as when one falls into a trough of pigshit and finds a bag of gold coins in there.
"that osama bin geezer must be arsehole lucky not to be caught yet" (as at 18 Dec'03)
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

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