2 definitions by theKingfisher

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mph
1)The abbreviation of `My pussy hurts`, describing a guy who is too lame to do anything as cool as drive to the store for beer. I mean right now, man, I`m dry.

2)The state or condition of being an ass pirate. We need beer now!
Hey man, let's go sailing in this hurricane.
Not today, I've got MPH.
Whatever, cockgobbler.
by theKingfisher October 21, 2004

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what a camel toe becomes when it grows up
Damn she left a bruise on my face when she hit me with her moose knuckles.
by theKingfisher October 21, 2004

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