4 definitions by theBPbags

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A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face.
Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock

Who's there?

The police, your entire family died in a car accident
by thebpbags April 13, 2011

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a way of making something so simple its funny
Mike: Hey Joe did you see that new viral video? It's retarded.
Joe: I thought it was so funny!
Mike: That's probably because it's xtranormal, and your retarded.
by theBPbags February 21, 2011

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having sex and taking it to the next level.
used instead of fuck.
Hey, did you guys have sex last night?
No, we boomfucked.
SHIT, are you freaking serious!
Damn straight.
by theBPbags February 22, 2011

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A pretty popular girl who has a nice voice for a woman of her age. Other girls tend to like her because of her great looks and how she sings like she is on her period. And some girls can just relate to that.
Friend: What is that crappy music your sister is listening to?
Brother: It's her new favorite singer, Justin Bieber, she's so bad.
Sister: Shut up! I love her, she can really relate to all my menstrual and emotional troubles that i have right now!
by theBPbags April 23, 2011

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