the absolute nadir of academic institutions, infamous
for the arrogance, idiocy, and moral bankruptcy of its students, faculty, and administration and characterized by popped collars, photography
of other males not wearing shirts, effeminate nicknames, a dangerously overinflated perception of athletic skill, and myriad other trappings of abject faggotry
. Their crude attempts at obscuring these facts not withstanding, no sensible, heterosexual
male would ever deign to join this Sodom and Gomorrah of the ISL.
students, in their boorish and poorly-conceived efforts to besmirch the good name of a certain other, inexorably superior rival institution, claim that 'at least they get laid
.' They fail to mention, however, that their sexual exploits involve exclusively other males.