1 definition by the wife and husband's friend

someone who has a super hero and a hero.
he is a stalker.
he likes to go on honey moons to beaches in hawaii.
typically just your average guy who wants to be invited to bar/batmitzvahs, so he starts talking to people. then it turns into more, like lovers.
hes also kinda like the coolest kid ever.
person 1: this guy is such a kauner! he wants to talk to you just to get invited to ur batmitzvah!!
person 2: thats pretty cool!! a kauner wants to be invited to my batmitzvah!! kauners are so cool
by the wife and husband's friend April 10, 2009

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