who has a super hero and a hero.
he is a stalker.
he likes to go on honey moons to beaches in hawaii.
typically just your average guy who wants to be invited to bar/batmitzvahs, so he starts talking to people. then
it turns into more, like
hes also kinda like
the coolest kid ever.
1: this guy is such
a kauner! he wants to talk to you just
to get invited to ur batmitzvah!!
2: thats pretty cool!! a kauner wants to be invited to my batmitzvah!! kauners
are so cool