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4 definitions by the watcher

 
1.
1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.
We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!
by The Watcher April 03, 2003
 
2.
when you take a long submarine shaped piece of shit, freeze it completely, and use it as a ribbed dildo for your ass
I fuck myself with shit
by the watcher March 10, 2004
 
3.
Upper arm fat in the elbow region, resembling jelly in a plastic bag. Commonly found on grossly overweight people.
Dayum! She's got thunder thighs and jellbows!
by The Watcher April 02, 2003
 
4.
The proper name given to urine once it is placed on fresh produce.
1. I got drunk the other day, and while staggering home I stopped by Ol Man Johnson's farm and sprayed his crops with pissticide.

2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.
by The Watcher May 23, 2003