look up any word, like bukkake:

1 definition by the wasian sensation

someone who is a tool, used with deli meats to intensify.
"carl, you are such a ham and cheese samich"

dean:"dude i dont want to hangout with the guys tonight, i want to stay home with my girlfriend"
me:"wow, you are such a samich"
by the wasian sensation March 17, 2004