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(n) An erection that arises at an unfortunate and inapproprate time. Often referred to when one is aroused by an unattractive or chubby member of the opposite sex for no obvious reason.

Alternate usage: the sensation of being embarrassed and proud of yourself at the same time.
Patrick found himself saddled with a shame boner while volunteering with a women's reading group at the nursing home.
by the velvet nihilist April 18, 2009

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(n) When you whip yourself into such a psychotic frenzy that it appears you will have an aneurysm, yet you're taking a perverse, almost sexual pleasure in the rage. It is an almost transcendent state of ferocity that must be seen in person to be appreciated.

Common symptoms of a clinical aneurgasm include:
- a purplish complexion caused by the sudden rush of blood to the head.
- a tensing of the shoulder, neck, and and upper back muscles.
- uncontrollable Ali-like trembling.
- breaking out into a thin cold sweat.
- can appear to be a pre-stroke apoplectic fit, except for the distinguishing feature:
- a massively painful and surprising erection (similar to a shame boner) at the height of rage, often ending in sudden embarrassingly explosive ejaculation.
Kanye West was so enraged by the obscure blogger's slight that he achieved a violent and awe-inspiring aneurgasm.
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