(noun.) someone who dresses an behaves properly. someone with self-respect, who wakes up every morning well aware of what occured the night before, and never finds himself ashamed of the events he may have taken part in the previous night. This man is the polar opposite of a bro.
orb guy#1: dude you looked so fresh at the party last night, and volunteering to be the designated driver... totally orb of you.
guy#2: yeah dude once again you looked like a jackass.
guy#1: really? oh man i was so totally schwasted last night!
(noun.) the act of playing ultimate frisbee while longboarding and slamming down natty lights. Its a well-known fact that longboarding and natural light define the bro lifestyle, and ultimate frisbee is basically the cherry on top of this brotastic outing with your boys.
ultimate brosbee Dude, you made a nice one handed snag during that righteous game of ultimate brosbee!
(noun.) kankles on a person resulting from over-indulgence in bojangles chicken n biscuits. These calf-ankle-foot hybrids are bittersweet in retrospect. On the one hand you have become a complete non-dateable option to all sober men strictly on the bases of your trunk-like legs. However on the other hand, you did enjoy quite alot of good fried chicken in your day, so hats off to that.
bokankles guy#1: dude that girl looked pretty cute.
(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.
Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.