4 definitions by the turtle's head

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the last half inch of a spliff
Hurry up with that doobie, you greedy cunt ... I don't want the paki's ankle!
by the turtle's head October 14, 2007

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to be ripped off by someone beneath you
"I bought an eighth off Billy's little brother, and look at it ... there can't be more than a teenth here!"

"It looks like you've been flea fucked, mate!"
by The Turtle's Head October 30, 2007

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The last couple of hits on a spliff
Hey, cunty! Save me the droogles on that doobie!
by The Turtle's Head October 12, 2007

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the last hit, spliff or drink of the day that keeps the monkey off your back while you sleep
Jimmy didn't want to wake up rattling, so he had a simian's supper before he hit the sack
by The Turtle's Head September 21, 2010

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