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DPH
The initials of a legendary college student from years ago. While these stories have only but rumored to be myths many believe a kid with these initials actually existed. It is rumored that he had a 26 beer pregame before going to a party. He can supposedly sober up in 30 minutes even if he is blackout. His weed tolerance got so high he needed to hit the gravity bong 4 times before class just to have a buzz. He has never experienced a hangover. He had a 13 beer alone sunday funday including double and triple funnels, one of the most aggresive lone drinks known to this day. Not once has he lost a chugging event. DPH is known to be one of the hardest partiers in the history of college.
"Yo, I hear DPH is coming to our party tonight" "Holy shit, we are going to be fucking legends"

"Omg DPH is soo hot, I hope he picks me to fuck tonight"
by the trooth August 01, 2012
 
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I personally go to EA and i can say Hart is the gayest kid ever to walk the planet that mother fucker pops his gay ass collar and thinks he is so tuff but really all he does is gives and takes gay butt sex with Jack Murdock, Kiff Le Vine, Max Crockett, and all those faggot sophmores who love the penis...these mother fuckers think they are so tough but if they ever tried to act smart with me i would beat the shit out of them and them make them drink my piss actually they'd like that so fuck those faggots Hart makes episcopal look bad and even though there is a bunch of rich bastards that go to our school that are spoiled as shit, there are some good kids such as Ned Mahoney..he is a great example of good kd haha...basically there are two types of kids at EA --- Water polo/tennis playin faggots who like the penis and give EA a bad name and then there are good kids like basketball players football players these are good kids there is exceptions tho there are sum kids that are lifers that are cool but then there is faggots like hart and ricky brooman
Jack Murdock - "Do want to fuck me up the ass or do u want to get fucked up the ass?"
Hart - "Umm...i guess the usual..i'll take it first then i'll give it"
by The Trooth April 28, 2005