1 definition by the sex woman

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a cross between a plonker and dickhead
when nicki doesn't understand what is being said to her and you need to give a lengthy explanation about something really really simple.

nicki you are such a plinker will you please get a hold off your head and listen. this is really really quite simple silly!!!
by the sex woman March 09, 2009

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