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2 definitions by the rude linguist

 
1.
The fear of taking a deuce in a public restroom.
Johnny almost shit himself while hurrying home. He suffers from a serious case of publicdeuceaphobia.
by the rude linguist April 01, 2010
 
2.
Taking a dump in your own bathroom.
Buddy #1 : Take me home I gotta take a deuce.

Buddy #2 : Dude just take shit at my house.

Buddy #1 : Come on bro, You know I need the home field advantage.
by the rude linguist April 01, 2010