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5 definitions by the retarded dictionary

 
1.
The second greatest liar in history, with first being Moses.
"Man, If I could tell a lie like L ron Hubbard, I could get Tom Cruise to give me money.
-Friend #1

"If I could tell a lie as well as Moses I could make another world religion and have millions of them killed by Nazi's!"
-Friend #2
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008
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2.
Socks for your Bum
"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008
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3.
To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology
man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!
by the retarded dictionary August 10, 2008
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4.
When your feet is Dick
"I have Dick feet!"

"What the fuck is Dick feet?"

"I don't know, but my feet are dick"
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008
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5.
Someone George w Bush strives to be
"Hahahahaha, soon I, George w Bush will rule all of the middle east, and then Europe, and its all for you, Adolf Hitler!"

-George w Bush
by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008
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