Jane: Hey john
, how was your trip to Bangkok?
: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most
there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took
me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even
realize you liked transexuals.
Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even
go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
hate to break
it you, but you drink cum and feces
out of a dudes
Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)