10 definitions by the real Sweet-a-bix

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A hybrid of the phrase's filthy ninja, and filthy seagull (see definitions).

To perform a Filthy Ninja Seagull, you need cunning and the agility of a chimp(and male genitals).
The act of Filthy Ninja Seagull, is to (like a filthy ninja) sneak into a room of a couple humping without bein seen or heard, climb on to the nearest wardrobe or chest of draws. Once this is done whop out your member and proceed to masturbate. On reaching climax(providing you've not been caught) start to screech like a demented seagull whilst spraying your man muck preferably over the couple whilst they're still at it. This now is where you need to be quicker than a leopard, and swifter than a er......... swift. Before the couple realise what has just taken place, or turn a light on you need to, to put it plainly, get the f@*k outta there without being seen. Thus leaving them wondering how the bloody hell did a bloody seagull get into the room.
To perform this act successfully will instantly make you a LEGEND.
Example 1:
Master '' you have done well young grasshopper, you have successfully completed the Filthy Ninja Seagull task''.
Grasshopper "Thank you Master"
Master " However next time try using another couple other than your parents"
Example 2:
As the door closes and the squark of the seagull slowly fades away, Mike turns to Carol, both covered in the sneaky birds mess, and asks "how the hell did a seagull get in here,it was like a bloody ninja"
#filthy #ninja #seagull #legend #mike #carol #man #muck
by the real sweet-a-bix July 05, 2010
Proof that money can buy you everthing.
This is a sex act carried out by fat, millionaire business men, whilst on a "business" trip to Thailand.
The act includes said business man sitting in front a large window in a penthouse suit, with a whiskey in one hand and a large cigar in the other, whilst getting chomped off by one or many Thai hookers, and uttering the immortal words "life doesn't get any better than this".
To wind down from a hectic day of drinking, smoking and Ladyboys, whilst on his "business" trip to Bangkok.

Mike poured himself a large glass of single malt, lit a large cigar and relaxed back on a comfy settee, as 2 Thai ladies of the night felated him. And as he gazed out of his penthouse suit window, he muttered in a relaxed manner "Life doesn't get any better than this".
Now available as an optional extra whilst staying at the Bangkok Hilton, on the extras menu as A Bangkok Rogocki
#bangkok #thai #hooker #felate #hilton
by the real sweet-a-bix January 27, 2011
It's where an Indian, Pakistani, asian either can't decide and/or doesn't want to pay the price they've been quoted, so they decide to stare into space. Hoping if they do it long enough that you will change the price or lower the price of the item they are trying to purchase.
Brian: Chris, Why's that indian guy just standing staring into space?
Chrs: Because i won't move on the price of the Tyres, so He's givin it The Bombay Stare hoping that he either pisses me off, or make it so awkward that i'll change the price.
#indian #pakistani #sri lankan #bengali #sterotype
by the real sweet-a-bix December 07, 2013
UTS
An abbreviation for the sexual act of, Up The Shitter (meaning anal sex). A sounding call to other males in the workplace to the fitties that have come to make a purchase.

This abbreviation is used by ,mostly, the male employees in customers services and and sales advisory roles, when a desirable female or females enters, and is the act they would like to perform on them. Thus alerting other colleagues to the hotties that have entered the work place.

Can also be used to see if the Missus fancies a change of hole.
1. Marie, a hot, large busted girl, walks up to the counter to pay for her items, when Brian lets out the tourettes like noise "UTS". Bemused yet unfazed Marie continues with her purchase, but does notice the other males in the office are now all smiling.

2. Mike sits bored after counting his wads of cash. He turns to his spouse Carol and utters "UTS". Carols eye's light up and she willingly lifts her skirts, pulls her panties to one side, revealing her rusty starfish to Mike. Mike smiles and spit on his hand and sets to work on boring out Carols now aching ringpiece.
#mike #carol #shitter #customer #rusty
by the real sweet-a-bix December 14, 2011
A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.

A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!
teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"

"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol
#filthy #seagull #ninja #spray #legend
by the real sweet-a-bix July 03, 2010
Bumbawhore; Urban slang for, A lady of the night ( prostitute ) who specialises in anal sex. A hybrid of Bum ( posterior ) and Whore ( prostitute ).
Also an urban slang term used for homosexual men ( because they take it up the Marmite motorway )
Example 1. '' de gal i was wiv de ova night was a proper skank, she even took itup da batty. Dirty BUMBAWHORE i'm tellin ya blood''
Example2. '' Your dad is a BUMBAWHORE''
#bum #whore #batty #prostitute #marmitemotorway
by the real sweet-a-bix March 16, 2010
to feel a males reproductive organ brush against you. Either clothed or un-clothed.
''dude i felt that dudes wang brush against me as he squeezed passed me in the line for the toilet''. ''i've just falafleshed''. or '' he likes to to be falafleshed in the bedroom''
#organ #wang #clothed #dude #toilet
by the real Sweet-a-bix March 10, 2010
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