10 definitions by the randyman

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a mexican baptsim
Pedro: hey you want to go to my sons baptism

Jonny no im not in to bean dip

Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer
by the randyman January 16, 2010

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sex on the lake using an inter tube : a couple in the middle of an inter tube faceing each other leaning back aginst the tube with there arms around the back of the tube the chick pulls the croch of her bekini to the side so the dude can penatrate her also known as a float'n'fuck!
we were have'n tube sex on the lake and when we got back to shore another couple ask if they could barrow the tube and 5 minutes later the lake was full of floating fuckers, it was like a orgy on the lake and that day the fish eat good
by the randyman January 16, 2010

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when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration
we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin
by the randyman January 15, 2010

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sucker punched in the back of the head so hard you shit a pebble (turd ) in your pants
I was( kentaried) so hard I shit a nugget in my pants
by the randyman January 15, 2010

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fucking a fat chick,
we went out HOG"N last night and wound up pillow fluffing all night long ,Fat chicks are soft
by the randyman September 19, 2010

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when one is so addicted to marajuna so bad that when they dont have any and there is none to be found , that one sits and rocks back and forth with there arms folded crying ( I need some weed )
Randy: man whats wrong with your sister rockin back and forth crying

Jerry: shes out of weed and she's billin it she cant get any until tomorrow

Randy : oOh man I hope I never get like that you want to smoke some

Jerry : yeah but dont tell my sister
Randy : realy I only have enough for us
by the randyman January 15, 2010

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meaning sexual fustration, not getting enough sex, (bule balls) hard up, is a mista -meaner: do to the more SEX you miss the meaner you get
LinZ:dam women Ive got blue balls

women: well you aint gettin any until your treat me better
LinZ: dont you now sex is a mistermeaner,I can't change until you give me some
woman: what do you mean ? MISTA-MEANER
LinZ: dont't you know the more SEX you MISS the MEANER you get
by The Randyman January 18, 2010

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