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By far the coolest name ever known to man. To this day, this name conquers all others, especially the name steve. If you were born with the name Jesse, you are in line for a lifetime of riches, women, and fame. Not to mention you are a SEX god. All women want to be with you to experience your incredible sex
Wow look how awesome Jesse is, he would not be awesome if his name was Steve.
by the one117733 October 23, 2009

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