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1 definition by the night stalker 3000

The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.
i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.
by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012