1 definition by the night stalker 3000

Top Definition
The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.
i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.
by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt