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8 definitions by the next big porn star

 
1.
This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.
by the next big porn star July 28, 2009
 
2.
After a women falls asleep you shave off all the girls hair and cum on her bald head and leave
After having break-up sex with my girlfriend i gave her a sperm cut. No one breaks up with me
by the next big porn star July 29, 2009
 
3.
This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.
I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.
by the next big porn star July 28, 2009
 
4.
When a man finishes having sex with a women the women takes out a pocket knife or something of the sort and cuts the mans dick off and puts it on a mantle. These women consider this a sport and they are usually man haters or lesbians.
When I was done with this women she turned out to be a sword slayer and chopped my dick off and ran out of my apartment.
by the next big porn star July 28, 2009
 
5.
When a girl is giving you head right before you cum you take your dick out of her mouth put it in her eye and blast away.
My girlfriend was biting my dick so i decided to give her the old eye stinger she never bit again.
by the next big porn star July 29, 2009
 
6.
when u pop a girls cherry you put the juices in a cup put a popsicle stick in the juice put it in a freezer an hour later take it out and give it to a friend who thinks its a cherry popsicle.
I played a prank on my friend by fucking a virgin and freezing her virgin juices and I gave him the popsicle and he puked everywhere
by the next big porn star July 29, 2009
 
7.
You and your girlfriend are both going your different ways, your girlfriend doesn't want to end it she says they can make it work. You the guy wants this thing to end and leave. The girl asks for one more night together. Before you have sex you go to put your condom on but your girlfriend says she's on the pill, so you don't put it on. After your finished you leave two weeks later you get a call its your ex-girlfriend calling and she's pregnant and she has gotten her wish.
I had just ended it with my girl she really didn't want to we had sex one more time, a few weeks later i was bound in chains.
by the next big porn star June 03, 2010