Short for "as can be." Follows an adjective.
1. You look pale-as-can!
2. That test was hard-as-can.
3. Her cunt is tight-as-can.
Some specific type of karate wherein nothing fun is allowed (punches to the head, kicks to the neck, grabs that last more than three seconds, et cetera). Typically the karate in a Sabaki tournament will be upstaged by whatever events happen in between the rounds.
"Hey, want to go watch the Sabaki tournament?"
Literally, rape of the larynx.
"Time for a little laryngal rape!"
"Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you."
An activity in which you:
1. deflate a football
2. attach a pump to its intake hole
3. insert the deflated football into somebody's asshole
4. pump as much air into it as possible
"Listen, I had a really great time tonight."
"Me too, thanks again for buying me dinner."
"Well thanks for sucking my cock."
"My pleasure. Hey -- wanna go back to my apartment and play some pro football?"
What to do after stabbing somebody.
Man: (pulls out knife from woman's waist) Well that was fun, but... now what do I do?
Man's superego: Fuck the wound.
Short for "ecological sabotage." To sabotage something through ecological means. For example, you can destroy their plumbing so their sewage backs up in their house.
"Did you ecotage my apartment???"
What you say when you inflict repeated injurious acts upon another. Most commonly used for repeated punching or repeated shooting.
"Hey stop shooting me with that."