103 definitions by the letter D

A maneuver in which you have sex with somebody who is unconcious WITH THE HOPE THAT your doing so will revive them.

Note: this is different from something like sleepysex, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.

(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)
"I've tried everything I could think of, but the patient is still out cold."
"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)
"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."
by the letter d October 26, 2007
Similar to the Olympics, but the events include such activities as sodomy, skull fucking, anal fisting, bestiality, and autofellatio.
"I vowed never to participate in the Fucklympics after what happened to me last year... I'd much rather just be a spectator this time."
by the letter d August 26, 2007
5:)
This is the Elvis emoticon.
Person A: Hey check this out 5:)
Person B: Wow it's Elvis!
Person A: I know right
Person B: Hey let me try 5:)
Person A: Yeah that's it.
Person B: 5:) 5:) 5:) lol 3 elvses
Person A: stfu
by the letter d August 26, 2007
Fortune, with a capital F, is the classical figure personifying fortune (with a lower-case F). Usually depicted as a person with a wheel full of outcomes; whatever the wheel is spun to is what happens.

(For the idea of a personified abstraction, consider Death, with a capital D, the cloaked figure with a scythe who personifies death, with a lower-case d.)
O, Fortune, how thou hast abandoned me!
by the letter d August 11, 2007
The phenomenon that results from an excessive amount of sexual activity with one's partner, wherein one's genitals and/or orifices are too sore to be of any further use in the near future.
We both had some really bad sexual exhaustion. I couldn't go down on her again because my mouth was still sore. She couldn't go down on me because her mouth was still sore. We couldn't have sex because her cunt was still sore. That left us with only one other option.
by the letter d February 19, 2007
An expanded version of "fuckhole;" a generic epithet for one whom you wish to disparage on the basis of their sexual inexclusivity.
"What's the big deal? I only slept with three guys last night."
"You're such a viscous fuckhole!"
by the letter d October 08, 2007
SNES' sequel to Nes' "Fuckhole," Super Fuckhole features improved graphics and more intricate gameplay.
"Yo, you wanna play Super Fuckhole after school?"
"Naw man that game's too hard, I can never get past level 2."
by the letter d October 08, 2007
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