What Italian people say when they're thinking of what to say.
"Nice day, isn't it Tony?"
"I guess so, Anthony."
"That's a spicy meatball-a!"
Similar to the Olympics, but the events include such activities as sodomy, skull fucking, anal fisting, bestiality, and autofellatio.
"I vowed never to participate in the Fucklympics after what happened to me last year... I'd much rather just be a spectator this time."
This is the Elvis emoticon.
Person A: Hey check this out 5:)
Person B: Wow it's Elvis!
Person A: I know right
Person B: Hey let me try 5:)
Person A: Yeah that's it.
Person B: 5:) 5:) 5:) lol 3 elvses
Person A: stfu
Literally, short for "god's blood." Many centuries ago, was used as an oath. Comparable to saying "god damn" or the like when angry.
"'Sblood, do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?" — Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 2
A maneuver in which you have sex with somebody who is unconcious WITH THE HOPE THAT your doing so will revive them.
Note: this is different from something like sleepysex
, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.
(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)
"I've tried everything I could think of, but the patient is still out cold."
"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)
"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."
An expanded version of "fuckhole;" a generic epithet for one whom you wish to disparage on the basis of their sexual inexclusivity.
"What's the big deal? I only slept with three guys last night."
"You're such a viscous fuckhole!"
SNES' sequel to Nes' "Fuckhole," Super Fuckhole features improved graphics and more intricate gameplay.
"Yo, you wanna play Super Fuckhole after school?"
"Naw man that game's too hard, I can never get past level 2."