103 definitions by the letter D

1. a long-winded speech, usually one of reproach

2. a sadistic act involving a funnel and a jar of jelly

1. When I got home an hour past curfew, my parents sure gave me an earfull!

2. The other members of the fraternity tied me to a bed and gave me an earfull.
by the letter d January 20, 2008

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Literally, short for "god's blood." Many centuries ago, was used as an oath. Comparable to saying "god damn" or the like when angry.
"'Sblood, do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe?" — Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 2
by the letter d November 08, 2007

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A variation on the boardgame in which, in addition to figuring out how the victim was killed, you must also determine what sexual acts happened to their body after the murder. It is only for adults because it is very difficult and requires several higher-level cognitive skills.
"I believe Mr. Plum removed Colonel Mustard's eye sockets with the candlestick, skullfucked him for twenty minutes, slit his throat open with the edge of the revolver, and thrust himself into the esophagus."
"Wrong, it was the trachea."
"Adult Clue is so hard."
by the letter d August 26, 2007

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(adj) amazing in a way that involves sodomy
"Say, I really had a sodomazing time tonight."
"Me too. Thanks for buying me dinner first!"
by the letter d August 26, 2007

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A mythical creature whose entire face is one huge vulva and vagina. Vaginophus is said to reside in heavily wooded areas, stalking its prey with a throbbing intensity.
"I can't tell if I just gave vaginophus a facial or a creampie."
by the letter d August 26, 2007

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A generic exclamatory usually given in reaction to an event that causes a combination of consternation and outrage.
"I sold your bicycle for five dollars."
"What the flippin' fuck???"
by the letter d August 08, 2007

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Fuck him.

Not to be confused with the homonym "fuck 'em," which means "fuck them."

He doesn't know how to use apostrophes? Fuck 'im.
by the letter d December 15, 2007

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