10 definitions by the herb and company

Push-Of-War

Opposite of Tug-of-war. It's a two-player game where one player puts their mouth over the opponent's ass. The ass opponent tries to take a shit, while the mouth opponent tries to blow as hard as they can so that the shit doesn't go in their mouth. Whoever holds out the longest wins.

I killed Tutton in a Push-Of-War contest. I can't believed he thought he could beat me.

by the herb and company October 15, 2004

Sky Chipping

A defecation game. Each player climbs to the top of a bathroom stall, as high as they can go. Aiming carefully, try to get your crap to land in the toilet below. Hitting the rim is 1 point, getting the shit in the toilet is 2 points, and if the toilet water splashes back up and hits you, you get 10 points. If you like this, try Shit Hockey

We couldn't decide who would be the leader, so we had a sky chipping competition.

by the herb and company September 24, 2004

Red Balloon

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.

Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.

by the herb and company September 29, 2004