the ancient coveted
dildo made of solid
gold rumored to be from Cabildo. Discovered in history
by Moses, he lead the jews out with his magical dildo. It is believed it lights the way at night. Since then it has been in the possession of Caesar, Alexander the Great, NPH. Its whereabouts
are now unknown
but a young man named Clayton Acy is on a journey
around the world to find it.