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3 definitions by the goddamn batman

 
1.
Acronym; face-down ass-up faggot.
Your father is quite the FDAUF.
by The Goddamn Batman April 29, 2008
 
2.
A person of any gender who has the potential to be attracted to both males and females. This does not mean that they are:

1) trying to attract attention

2) not-quite out of the closet as gay/lesbian

3) confused

4) about to be unfaithful in any way.

A bisexual person has the potential to be attracted to either gender. This doesn't mean that they will be incomplete without regular sex with both genders; it's more of a potential energy thing rather than kinetic. It's also an emotional/romantic thing, not just about sex.

Although some members of the gay/lesbian community look down upon bisexuals, it's just as real and valid as any other sexual orientation.
Abigail had a crush on Naomi for a while, but then got together with Aaron, where she is perfectly happy and on her way to falling in love. She is bisexual.
by the goddamn batman June 29, 2012
 
3.
All of the rude/foul/unpleasant things you have thought of saying, but kept to yourself in your mind.
Guy 1: That was really mean. Where would you get an idea like that about your mother?

Guy 2: I kept it stored away in my ass cloud for the perfect moment.
by The goddamn Batman November 15, 2013