the 108 year old virgin. Also known as the most amazing being to walk the earth. The only fictional character I've ever fallen for. The only fictional character worth falling for.
Stephenie Meyer is god.
Hes also a "vegetarian" vampire ;)
(meaning he doesn't prey on humans; only animals)
"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars-points of light and reason.
. . . And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything."
-Edward Cullen (pg.514, Eclipse. Stephenie Meyer)
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