1 definition by the fuck lion king

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1. an extremely intimidating pet. 2. genitalia.
1. Survey: Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

Marques Slocum: i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

(from an online survey)

2. Click on the link below to let potential suitors at tailgates and other football-associated activities know that you’ve got the king/queen of the jungle in your pants. (from Orson Swindle)
by the fuck lion king September 24, 2009

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