2 definitions by the fresh maker

Top Definition
1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
by the fresh maker May 06, 2009
The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.
"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
by The Fresh Maker April 13, 2013

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