2 definitions by the fighting armadillo

Top Definition
when a female is not available for a date,warm up a ham,name it after the girl you most wanted to date, yank the bone out of a ham and use the hole for your pleasure.
dang,i couldnt becky lee to go out with me on friday night so i had to use the ole fallback plan with a good ole texas reboned ham and becky was good.
by the fighting armadillo December 20, 2010
ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her
after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip
by the fighting armadillo January 07, 2010

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