16 definitions by the bow tie vans

Top Definition
the act of sitting on a womans chest and placing balls on neck while face
fucking her making it look like she is wearing a bow tie.
"i totally picked up lindsay and gave her the devils bow tie in the back of my inferno van"
by the bow tie vans September 02, 2013
while doing it with your woman have a mariachi band hide in the closet and then at climax you have the band jump out and start playing and yell EL WHOPPO!!!
lindsay was about to finish when the mariachi jump and scared the crap out of her and she screamed el whoppo
by the bow tie vans September 05, 2013
the sexual act of put any kind of alcohol in woman vagina then sucking it out with a straw
lindsay wanted to try the king friday so we used some left over vodka from the last party
by the bow tie vans September 05, 2013
the sexual act of exploring every orifice of a womans body with your penis/ other appendages
i did a tour of paradise with lindsay
by the bow tie vans September 05, 2013
the sexual game of placing a donut over your hard on and blind folding the woman and having her try to eat the donut off your dick without her eating it or having the man blind folded and trying to eat a candy bar out of the girls vagina all while being handcuffed
lindsay and i tried cops and robbers and and i ate a snickers out of her vagina
by the bow tie vans September 06, 2013
the sexual act of a having a woman spinning while riding a man penis in the fashion of a screw driver screwing in a screw but it can be reverse to have the man spinning while in the woman
lindsay spun around while she was riding me in bed the other night we called it the screw driver
by the bow tie vans September 06, 2013
when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you
lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man
by the bow tie vans September 07, 2013

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