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When you see a person pushing them self around the street on a longboard using a big stick. It's awkward, slow and it makes you look like a 5 year old pretending to be on a boat.
Child: Mommy that man in rowing down the road!

*looks at 30 year old man landpaddling*

Mother: ...lets cross the street.
by the biggest banana1 July 25, 2011