5 definitions by the big sleaze

Top Definition
One who rides a cock like a jockey rides a horse. Usually used between teenage males to signify being a dick, a dumbass,or to let someone know that they're acting faggy.
Man, that Joe is a real cock jockey! I asked him if a could borrow five bucks and he called me a douche and walked off. Must be that time of the month!

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Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!
by the big sleaze October 28, 2006
To grab the balls of another guy, pull them down really hard, twist them and shove them up his ass. Requires kneeling (unless the torquer is a midget). Usually directly follows, or, because of the kneeling, is driectly followed by, a Bulgarian Slap.
Man, did you see Mark Bulgarian Slap Justin today? He got so mad he grabbed Mark's balls and totally torqued him!
by the big sleaze October 27, 2006
Old guy jizz, cum, semen, etc.
My sister came home, and her brerath smelled like she'd been drinking sour cream. Filthy whore!
by the big sleaze October 28, 2006
To slap someone acroos the face with your wang. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up and smack each other sensless to show disrespect or to challenge them to a duel.
Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today? He got so mad, he totally torqued him! It was hilarious!
by the big sleaze October 28, 2006
a beating from the love truncheon

To strike someone across the face with your johnson. Originated in Bulgaria in the 1700s, when rival dukes would sneak up on each other and slap each other with their dicks, to show disrespect, contemp, or to challenge the other to a duel.
Man, did you see Mark bulgarian slap Justin today! He got so pissed. He grabbed Mark's nuts and totally torqued him!
by the big sleaze October 27, 2006

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