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1 definition by the barbie massacre

 
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a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them
real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite
by the barbie massacre May 18, 2010