look up any word, like swag:

2 definitions by the almighty turd sandwich

 
1.
One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.
I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.
by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008
 
2.
A Greek descendant, the term was derived from one of their oldest and most cherished rituals.
I hate that John Stamos. He's such a dirty plate breaker.
by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008