30 definitions by the Little Kid

Black Money

Welfare. Government money.

Dude: I just copped me a house with my Black money.
Dudette: Cot damn!! Guh'ment got a lot of free money, huh?

by the Little Kid June 2, 2006

glock in

The commencement of a job you plan to get paid for.

"Team Nego, post up for lookout by the second car closest to the corner. Team Ragu, grab your masks and get ready to glock in for work."

by the Little Kid June 5, 2006

genital pimples

The nickname used for genital warts or sores to boost ego, and downplay the whole idea of having an STD.

Fanny: Orville!! What the hell is that little knob on your knob?
Orville: Don't worry about that. It's just genital pimples.
Fanny: Oh. Ok then. As long as it doesn't spread to my armpit.

by the Little Kid June 2, 2006

Panda Claus

Usually mistaken for panda claws, he is really the Chinese St. Nick.

Panda Claus landed on the roof with his Mitsubishi, and spread joy throughout the neighborhood with gifts of bowls of noodles.

by the Little Kid June 1, 2006

filler up

Another way of telling the gas station pumper to eat a fat one.

Gas Station Pumper: Ay, buddy, what you like?
Driver: Stuff it up your turban, bitch!
Gas Station Pumper: Huh? I can't hear you.
Driver: I said, "Filler up!!"

by the Little Kid June 5, 2006

chlamyphilis

The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.

Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.

by the Little Kid June 2, 2006

White Money

Your paycheck when it's signed by a white man, usually used for the titty bar.
Slang for taxed money.

Nurtie cashed his white money at the check cashing spot. Time to hit up the strip club.

by the Little Kid June 2, 2006