Acronym for 'better from behind'. Used to describe a visually challenged woman. Instead of adopting a missionary
position or the girl on top, take the female from behind so one does not have to look at her face.
"Hey Nik, what was Angie like last night?"
"Oooh. A bit of a bfb, mate. We started off with her on top but Little Nikky was not not impressed - he retreated into his shell. Flipped her over and no probs. A lot better from behind."
Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."
"I think you're great, Sean."
"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."
"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"
"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."
"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."
Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.
The dusky, full breasted maiden was indeed a dab hand at the old spanish wank.
To be on the lookout for a sexual partner. Originates from the animal world where the male and female of a species will sniff each others' genitals before copulation.
"Where are you going tonight, love?"
"Out on the sniff, mum."
"Craig! Don't be rude."
Doggy-style sex where 'Ralgex' or 'Deep Heat' is applied to the condom. Male member is well protected. The girl will not realise at first but hang on tight as it starts to burn. My pb
is 42 seconds.
"Oooh, oooh, yes.... yesss. Hmmm is it getting hot in here?"
"Bastard! Not again!"
Name for rock-hard nipples. Only attainable if girl is completely turned on.
"How did it go with Claire last night?"
"Brilliant, her nipples were bullets."
To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.
Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.